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All the Premier League Managers of 2017-18 Ranked from Best to Worst (and a musical artist I think they're like)

I've become more interested in football managers than in football, I think. Anyway, some of these work better than others. Pep Guardiola – BeyoncĂ©.            Pure mastery across all forms, overcomes the doubters (including me). Barca was Destiny's Child, Bayern was early solo career, last season was 'BeyoncĂ©', this season was 'Lemonade'. Roy Hodgson - Joe Strummer.      Because he sounds like Joe Strummer, and he’s an internationalist South London renaissance man. Sean Dyche – Ed Sheeran.            Lo-fi, brutally effective, bafflingly successful, ginger. Jurgen Klopp – Nile Rodgers.       Joyful, life-enhancing wizardry, perhaps the only criticism is an occasional lack of depth. Eddie Howe - British Sea Power. Geeky, joyful, clever, consistently strong. Jose Mourinho -   Kanye West.    Self-explanatory. Rafael Benitez – Paul Weller.       Started brilliant and revered, people said he went off the boil even though he was still pretty good, now ge